PFB – Glass jar soy wax candle

This candle is unscented!
(you can add your own essential oils)

I don’t know about you, but when I get too much protein in my system, terrible things tend to happen. I also have Crohn’s Disease, so when it’s bad, it’s really bad. Anyway, I put this candle together for anyone with a similar sense of humor. Features the new DDFF logo and the text “protein farts begone”. Makes a better gift than another toaster. Your significant other will be left speechless—I promise!
-John

PS. It’s way overpriced because all the proceeds are being donated to: https://www.cybersmile.org/